Monday, July 31, 2006

Designer Imposters

If you like Open Grave, you'll kill to get......

CADAVER!

Available at CVS, Phar-Mor, or your local convenience store...

I had a very appropriate picture, but blogger is being a pain in the ass and wont let me upload - bastards!


Oh yeah, speaking of cadavers....I guess up and coming fashion model Heather Bratton was killed in a fiery car crash last week. Fashion industry gurus were hailing Bratton as the new Kate Moss, with their many similarities.

And for the "Insensitive yet Hilarious Comment of the Day".....


Several helpless bystanders witnessed Bratton being burned alive as she was trapped in the Crown Victoria she was riding in. One person quipped "Wow, I bet thats the most emotion she has shown in 19 years"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Are there any witnesses who actually saw Heather being burned alive ? Was she knocked unconscious by the crash, or was she conscious as she was being burned alive, and aware of what was happening to her ?

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